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Wednesday, 23 July 2008

The Goop Scoop


This Swiss goop ("Cyber Clean") is a viscous slime that you roll around on your keyboard, so that all the food particles and fingernail parings are swept away, while the germicidal surface de-germifies your icky, filthy, disgusting keyboard.
Posted by Basil Epicurus at 06:28

1 comments:

Forsoothsayer said...

i love it! i want one.

5 August 2008 04:20

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